WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Spandex Sidney 12:01 Fri Jul 20
Automated Insult Generator
http://insulter.glitch.me/

Mild so maybe to keep this place going within the new Reich we should use this for our WHO insults.

You absolute carpet

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The Stoat 12:03 Fri Jul 20
Re: Automated Insult Generator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASvYzbIysAY

Hammer and Pickle 12:04 Fri Jul 20
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I got

“You complete Brenty”

CUNT

gph 12:15 Fri Jul 20
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Willtell - no understanding of the insult, just throws them out at random

Queens Fish Bar 10:23 Fri Jul 20
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arsewinkle

Son of Sam 10:51 Fri Jul 20
Re: Automated Insult Generator
You Utter Area...like it

WSM Hammer 11:00 Fri Jul 20
Re: Automated Insult Generator
I'm an absolute ice cream - doubt I'll be using that insult at work today

Far Cough 11:17 Fri Jul 20
Re: Automated Insult Generator
Actually ice cream is rhyming slang, you fucking ice cream (dream)

Mike Oxsaw 11:51 Sat Jul 21
Re: Automated Insult Generator
Back in the days when computer monitors offered a choice of green text on a black background, or black text on a green background, and all programs came, and had to run on/from, one or two five-and-a-quater inch proper floppy disks, there was a text based version of this doing the rounds.

You basically gave it a few seeds and it spat out line after line of derogatory prose.

I think I've actually still got a copy of it on a data dump I made to tape back in 1987, but can't find a tape player to check.

Westham67 12:13 Sat Jul 21
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You absolute cottage.

Mike Oxsaw 12:36 Sat Jul 21
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That's a step up from being a complete brick, I assume.

geoffpikey 4:26 Sat Jul 21
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You absolute windchime.

Ag.

Crassus 4:51 Sat Jul 21
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You absolute cravat

I'm looking at the seal clubbing type that gets on here banging on about linguistics

Dan M 6:11 Sat Jul 21
Re: Automated Insult Generator
I got "you absolute lapdog".

Just because I don't hate the stadium...

Mike Oxsaw 7:19 Sat Jul 21
Re: Automated Insult Generator
Apparently, I'm "A Total Parable", which is a story in itself.

Keep dreaming 8:09 Sat Jul 21
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You utter carpenter


Im shit at it, so thats pretty correct!

Raymond Duck 9:51 Sat Jul 21
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You absolute coin

Mike Oxsaw 10:08 Sat Jul 21
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Raymond Duck 9:51 Sat Jul 21

No change there, then.

WSM Hammer 2:16 Mon Jul 23
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Mike Oxsaw 10:08 Sat Jul 21

That comment alone was funnier than anything Robin Williams ever did!

percyd 8:49 Wed Jul 25
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you utter leader

S'pose that's what you call a backhanded insult?

Noah 11:12 Wed Jul 25
Re: Automated Insult Generator
You utter/complete/total ......insert random noun.....

No mention of SIDE SALAD CUNT

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